- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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