What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Black Friday

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Take this and put it- No.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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