Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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