What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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minorities

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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