- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Michel Moor on a die...

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

did you stub your toe?

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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