What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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oooh look a banshee

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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