A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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    Ah, yes I see. Most people would say they hit the ground at the same time because on earth every object falls at 9.81 meters per second squared, but with air resistance the object with the most mass has the highest terminal velocity.

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    Ah, yes I see. Most people would say they hit the ground at the same time because on earth every object falls at 9.81 meters per second squared, but with air resistance the object with the most mass has the highest terminal velocity.

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    F=GMm/(R^2)=ma a=GM/(R^2) The acceleration only depends on the mass of the earth. They hit the ground at the same time (in the absence of friction)

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