Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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women's rights

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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