- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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