What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Anti Joke

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