what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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