What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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