a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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