- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

God is real.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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