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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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