"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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