What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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