- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

batman farted so hes retarded

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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