- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

The child was fired from his job.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who is big and stupid My brother

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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