2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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woman's rights

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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