reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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The Oakland Raiders

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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