- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

womens rights

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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