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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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