Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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