- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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