A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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