Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

knock knock who's there? faith

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What can hitler cook well Steak

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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