How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

You having friends.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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