What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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