Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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