what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A seal walks into a club...

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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