Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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