- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What comes after 23? 24.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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