- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

The Game.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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