- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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