- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."