Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Anti Joke

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