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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Adele walks into the stables

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

i have to pee out my ass.

Three black men were walking...

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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