What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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