Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Jews...

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Paige

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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