- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Knock knock Come in

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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