Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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The 80's

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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