What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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JFK

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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British Dentistry

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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