Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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4/20.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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