- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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