- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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