What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My spelling is horrible

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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