Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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autistic kids rock

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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