- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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