- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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